"I think I'm going to take a shower. Sitting down. Lying down would be better, but I'd drown."
(Ray Kowalski in 'Busted' by anonymous.co)


"He'd just had a successful date. He, Rodney McKay, had had a pleasant evening with a beautiful woman who gave every indication of liking him. He'd even kissed her good night.
He'd also kissed Colonel Sheppard--three times. And they'd been better kisses.
Rodney sighed and dropped his chin to his chest. That was typical of his life. Absolutely typical."
(Rodney McKay in 'In Which Rodney Dates...' by chelle)

"You're demented. The colonel was not flirting with me." Rodney tapped the console impatiently. "Anytime now with the crystals, Radek."
"Top, bottoms, flexibility. I know flirting when I hear it, Rodney." Radek slid the last one into place, and the console lit up.
"We were talking about the exploration schedule." Rodney activated the diagnostic program. "And you know it."
Radek slid out from under the console and pointed a finger up at Rodney. "You were talking about the exploration schedule. He was flirting."
With a sigh, Rodney pushed back in his chair and stared down at Radek. "What are you, some kind of crazed, gay yenta?"
(from 'Rodney McKay and the Crazed Gay Yenta' by chelle and thegrrrl2002